Ain't that Some Shit?! Like Jamie Foxx Says in the Song, "Blame It On the Alcohol...." Or Not?

I wonder. Why must I experience all the most awkward, random and embarrassing things? Lol Like, all last year. I musta fell down or up all the stair wells at my college, the mall and the bus station! Clumsy me... Lol. I'm always the one to always encounter a crazy person... Well my bessie (HB) and I always do, almost everyday on the TTC train on our way home from school or anytime we are together. It never fails! So the latest random/awkward moment I experienced lately was this weekend.

So my friends and I decided to go out and celebrate a friends birthday at a club downtown. I ended up getting there late, at like 1:30, and when I get in the club and I see all the Dudes posted up and as I was moving through the crowd saying 'Hi' to everyone, I see one of my girls, and she runs up to me all happy and SMASHED. As she's screaming my name and running up to me to hug me, this girl stumbles and bumps me in the mouth with her teeth, and CHIPS one of my front teeth! We both were like "Oww!" Lol but my girl was like "Shh, just play it off, just play it off, no one seen!" and I'm like "But, I think my tooths' chipped! Yea! YOU CHIPPED MY MUTHAFUCKIN TOOTH!" LMFAO! But, like I said She was drunk and she didn't even realize. I just didn't understand =S How could someones teeth be so TOUGH to break off a piece of mines? But then again, Nothing normal happens to me. So, I feel it and realized it's not that bad and I can just play it off... and it worked! No one noticed, and it didn't bother me so I went on and tried to have fun, couldn't really though, had the stupid jagged tooth on my mind the whole night. So when I stepped on her foot, (by accident) I didn't really care cause her foot wasn't missing a toe because of my heels! I was missing a part of my tooth cause of her drunkenness! Shoot! What's more important?! LMFAO! Mean? Yes, but I could care less at the time and I still tried to enjoy myself.

The next day at work that shit started hurting like a bitch! If I laughed it hurt and the cold air hurt it too and it was all tingly and shit! I called my bessie and basically complained to him the whole night. He told me to get that fixed ASAP. So, I called my dentist and made an appointment and got that shit fixed today =D! Shot out to Doctor Cash (my doctor's real name no lie!) for hookin' a sistah up! When Doc asked what happened, I told him and dude told me, "you gotta be careful with that tooth now, like try not to bite down hard on things with bones, and most importantly, stay away from that girlfriend of yours..." LMFAO! That was so funny to me! I told her and she apologized and it was all good... Couldn't really blame it on her... But the alcohol maybe... Lol

The more I think about it, I realize, maybe if I was drunk too, my tooth wouldn'ta chipped. This is how it woulda happened.
I walk into the club already tipsy, sayin hi to everyone like before only this time when she comes running up to hug me, we meet and BAM! We fall to the floor and laugh...
But no, I was sober and ended up getting the shitty end of the stick...

Today was the day I realized that it's just IMPOSSIBLE for me to have something normal happen to me. I'm the clumsiest person I know on the planet, I haven't broken anything yet, but I'm constantly fallin down, getting stuck in the revolving doors at the Eaton Centre Downtown, falling up escalators, walking into automatic doors, tripping over nothing but my own feet, falling down every stair I've ever encountered, and meeting crazy people that feel the need to talk to me (okay, the last thing Isn't clumsy, but it just proves that awkward things happen)...

The Moral of this story is, don't drink and run into me, cause weird awkward shit WILL DEFINATLY happen!