I'm onTwitter!!!

So I finally decided to join Twitter. At first, I didn't want to and my homie would nag me about it everyday! "Why don't you get one, you have everything else", "Just do it already" (F.Y.I. I don't have everything else! Just facebook and this blog! Well... now twitter lol). Till finally dude just asked me to get one with him, lol. The main reason why I didn't want to get it in the first place was because I thought it was an easier way for people to stalk you and be all up in your business, and it also made no point to me. But now I know it's actually kinda fun. And addicting. I've been on Twitter since I created my account! That was around 9:40pm and now it's 2:36 in the morning! I didn't think I would like it but I really do! So everyone, Follow me www.twitter.com/Nellie89 =D

All That Beautiful Hair GONE!

What the hell is up with Cassie?! Home girl cut off half her hair! Like CLEAN! BALD on the one friggin side! Awkward.....

Like I don't get it. First Brittany Spears, but she was going through some thangs, but at least she had the decenty to cut it all off! Then Rihanna but her's was proper. Now Cassie! Is she tryin a new style? It looks stupid! What's Diddy thinkin right about now? I bet you I can guess.

Diddy- "Cassie what the hell is this I hear about you cuttin off one side of your head?"
Cassie- "You heard right, I'm trying something new"
Diddy- "Fuck that shit! Listen, If Aubrey Oday couldn't get away with a bad weave, you ain't gettin away with half a head of hair"
Cassie- "But Diddy, I'm trying a new image! You'll like it when you see it"
Diddy- "Fuck your image! How the hell are you gonna sell albums now! You better get some hair glue and start gluin in some hair on that bald side! You better have a FULL head of hair when you get back to the Bad Boy office!"

Funniest Thing I heard today!

All I gotta say is WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! There's rumours going around about Chingy and this Transexual Rapper named Foxxjazell that was on SD Radio. Apparently "she"* was intimate with Chingy saying his government name Howard Bailey. Now this is some serious accusations! If I was a dude and someone was saying things like this about me, I would react the same way... Here's Chingy's response...

The reason why I'm ONLY posting the response is because these are some HEAVY accusations & I'm a Law student, people could get sued for slander & defamation & I'm not tryna be one of them... Just tryna cover all my bases... Lol

"She"* also said she messed with other celebrities, & says some things about Weezy too... This person is something else...
If you wanna see the interview SD Radio and Foxxjazell type it into YouTube...

(*) I say "she" with the quotes because "she" Isn't a real girl! I'm really not sure what to call it... the Tranny.

Dirty!!!

Honestly, I don't understand. I'm totally confused. When you go to the club, You get dressed, do your hair, & generally look good right? So why oh why, do these people look a hawt mess? Just take a look at these photos & hear where I'm coming from...

Like really what is this? What is he tryin here? Baby powder? Really? Like I like Michael Jackson too but come on! What the hell were you trying homie? I dont understand... He even got it all over the collar of his shirt! Disgusting!

What the hell is this? Your So drunk your pouring imaginary drinks?... I've already said too much Lol...

Now I know you guys are thinking exactly what I'm thinking... My girl on the left, what happened to your hair? Your friends mean! She hair's nice and proper... Home girl couldn't tell you that your hair is toe up?

Now, if you guys haven't noticed, I don't really care, and I speak the truth! there's more photos, but I deemed these as the worst. I didn't even get to go through all of the photos... Lol I'm done roasting these people, it's mean but hey the truth needs to be told sometimes. P.S. Doesn't Home girl look a bit like Alex the Lion from the movie Madagascar...? I'm just sayin'

Andy Samberg is Hilarious!

I'm not gonna lie, I have an odd obsession with this group called Lonely Island. The first time I seen one of there videos was on SNL. It was Dick In A Box featuring Justin Timberlake. I loved it! Then they had Jizz in my Pants with cameos from Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, & Jamie Lynn Sigler. Now they have a newer one with T-Pain on the hook called I'm On A Boat... The video's Hilarious too! Had me laughin' for a while. The Lonely Island is Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer & Jorma Taccone. Andy Samberg is also a regular on SNL...
Some of my favourite parts of the song... =D
Fuck land, I'm on a boat MUTHAFUCKA!!!
POSEIDON!
Believe Me when I sayyyy, I fuuuucked a MERMAIIIIIIIIIIYYYYIYID!
*Take in the way T-Pain dances when he sings that particular part of the song*

Oh Man! Hilarious!

I just went on YouTube & this is the first thing I seen in the "Recommended for You" section. So I go & watch it. These news reporters go hard at this model that drops while walking down the catwalk. She doesn't drop just once, nooo, she falls TWICE! LMFAO! Home girl looked like Bambi when he first learned how to walk and his legs were all wobbly! This Is an EPIC Fail! LMFAO! I tell you about black people. Anyway, here's the Video

WTF?!

Okay so I'm here talking to my friend Swiss on Facebook, tryna aquire how I can get me some Drake tickets, & this unknown person comes outta nowhere on that stupid Facebook messanger thingy (tryna be like msn and whatnot) & starts harrassing me...
Now for all the people that know me, y'all already know that I'm rude, especially when your names something like Ozgurum Ozçelik. Now I'm not saying there's anything wromg with dude's name, I'm just sayin' I have never seen that a name like that, I don't even know how to go about pronouncing that name. But this is what happened...
Me
Ozgurum Ozçelik

Hello
Looks at the name and says "What the Eff? Another random, Nope!"
*Closes Convo Box*
Hello
hello
*Closes Convo box again*
msn adress
*send email address*
hotmail ?
who are you?
webcam yes
who. are. you?
*sends email address again*
No
Why not?
because I don't know you that's why not
but i want to know you
*sends email address again*
*I log off of Facebook all together*

Now tell me, If you can't answer a simple question, Why the hell am I gonna give you my MSN? For all he knows I could be a tranny tryna set him up for a really bad encounter.

Funny Ass Kids!

I remember this from like, last year... My bessie & I were bored in our Automated Law Class & we were looking for funny videos & came across these ones.
PAY ATTENTION TO EACH KID'S FACIAL EXPRESSION, THEY ARE PRICELESS! =D
In this one, lil dude snaps at his daddy & it's so funny! This dads an ass, you can hear him laughing at his son & it's so funny although this toddler doesn't think so...LMFAO!



Now in this one, this mom watches a scary movie with her daughter & tapes her reaction... LMFAO! This one killed me too! Little girl gets derogatory & everything... She has a lot to say about monsters... Haha...
"and I can kick his ask..." Lol Kids say the darndest things...

The things you find outta sheer bordom... Lol

Funny Shit!

Today I seen one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in a really long time! So my little sister & I are in the car dying of laughter at this one video. The video is a cartoon that was made by these guys called 'Broken Equipment' on YouTube. It features Jay Z, Kanye West, Common, & Jadakiss. At 1:39-1:53 I laughed so hard thought I was gonna die from suffocation! Lmao! That laugh is sooo disgusting that I love it.... The cough just added something more... LMFAO!

"Da daka da,da ka daka da..." "Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...*cough cough*"

Omarion Sex Tape?! WTH?!

Okay now O, This is very whack of you. Apparently, Omarion (the former lead singer of B2K if ya'll remember him lol) secretly married his girlfriend that happens to be a Bi-sexual Magic City stripper & made a "secret" sex tape of their adventures Lol. This so called sex tape, also features O's Bi-wife's girlfriend Lol Personally, I think this is hella whack! First Paris Hilton, then Kim Kardashian & Ray J, and now Omarion. I think this is a publicity stunt to tell you the truth... Like why does this seem to be like the only way to bring the lime light back into burnt out celebrities careers? Isn't there another way? Like, hmm I dunno, drop another album maybe? Do something worth while with your career! I dunno, these celebrities need to come with something better than these weak ass sex tapes. Truth be told, if I did come across O's tape, I'd probably watch it for laughs... Lmao!
Peace!
More of O & His Wifey as they get ready tpo make the Sex Tape... =S


What do you guys think? Publicity stunt? Who will watch or not? Lmao!

Hawt Damn!

Oooh Wow! Just Look at this dude right here! Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson is one of the sexiest men I've seen. here he is at the premier for his new movie Race to Witch Mountain
at the Odeon West End in Leicester Square on Sunday in London....

This Made Me Smile... =D

Young Money Shanell, Drake, Nikki bus party


I love this video! Lol I was on allhiphop.com and I seen this and it just put a smile on me face. I dunno why I like this video so much its probably cause I never seen Americans dance to Jamaican music before, It makes me feel proud to be Jamaican Lol Don't worry I see you too Drake, DJin' & everything...